Sing up, sing proud

Here are all the songs I can remember (let me know if you've got others that aren't listed here):

• one-nil down, two-one up, we knocked tottemham outta the cup!
  
• Give the shield to Teddy, Give the shield to Teddy, La-la-la-lar, La-la-la-lar
  
• There's only ooooone Tony Adams, Ooooone Tony Adams, Walking along, Singing a song, Walking in an Adams Wonderland!
  
• There's only ooooone Dennis Bergkamp, Ooooone Dennis Bergkamp, Walking along, Singing a song, Walking in a Bergkamp Wonderland!
  
• THERE IS ONLY ONE DUTCH MASTER ! (repeat) and that is bergy bergy bergy kick ass bergy!!!!
  
• If I were Lee Dixon; la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa; I would play for a team like Arsenal; la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa; I wouldn't have to work hard; la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa; (repeat)
  
• Run Run Whoever you may be. Theres no-one as fast as our Henry. And you'll be seeing red and nothing of the ball. Cause we are the London/F**king Ar-sen-al
  
• He's big, he's black, he's had a heart attack..... He is Kanu, He is Kanu!
  
• Chim chimmeny, chim chimmeny, chim chim cherooo, who needs Anelka when we've got Kanu?
  king kanu, king kanu, king kanu's gonna score against yooooooooooouuuuuuu! heres an early warning, kanu's gonna be scoring its just a case 1 or 3 or 2,2,2,2 (repeat)
  
• The goals they go in one by one kanuuu, kanuuuu, the goals he scores them just for fun kanuuu, kanuuu, the goals they go in one by one, the goals he scores them just for fun and we all say.. oooohh ahhhhhhh give us a goal kanu!!!
  
• He's blond, he's quick, his name's a porno flick .... Emmanuelllllllle, Emmanuelllllle!
  He's french, he's blonde, he's won the coup de monde ... Emanuelllle,Emanuellllle!
  
• Overmars, Overmars running down the wing, Overmars, Overmars always makes us sing, Feared by the rest, Loved by the best, Overmars, Overmars, Overmars
  
• Ooh aah Ray Parlour (repeat)
  
• Niiiigel Winterburn, NIGEL WINTERBURN (repeat)
  
• Edu runs runs runs, Edu runs runs runs, Ooooh he's from Brazil, Ohhhh he's got bags of skill, Ohhhh he only cost 5mil, Edu runs runs runs, Edu runs runs
  
• Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, He comes from Senegal, He plays for Arsenal, (repeat)
  
• Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, He comes from Senegal, He likes to have a brawl, (repeat)
  
• stepanovs, stepanovs igor stepanovs, hes got red hair but we dont care, igor stepanovs (a tribute to steve boulds replacement)
  
• igor stepanovs la la la la, igor stepanovs la, la la la la la (repeat)
  
• We love you Freddie, 'cause you've got red hair; we love you Freddie, 'cause you're not all there; we love you Freddie, 'cause you're Arsenal through and through
  
• We love you Freddy, Cos you've got red hair, We love you Freddy, Cos your everywhere, We love you Freddy, Cos your Arsenal through and through
  
• Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal Boys, Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal Boys, And if you are a Tottenham Fan, Surrender or you die, As we all follow the Arsenal!
  
• We won the league in manchester, we won the league in manchester, we won the league at old trafford, we won the league in manchester
  
• Maybe it's because I'm a Gooner, that I love Arsenal so, maybe it's because I'm a gooner, that I'm proud of her wherever I go, I get a funny feeling inside of me, about that red mean machine, maybe it's because I'm a gooner, that Arsenal's the greatest team
  
• Posh Spice is a slapper, She wears a wonder bra, And when she f***ing Beckham, She thinks of RAY PARLOUR
  
• Arsene Wengers magic, He wears a magic hat, And when he saw the double, He said I'm having that!
  Who's that team they call the Arsenal, who's that team we all adore? We're the boys in red and white and we're f**king dynamite and George Graham's mother is a wh*re, she's a wh*re
  
• We're on the road with Arsenes army, we're all going to Wembley and we'll really knock them out when we win the FA Cup, Arsenal, Arsenal.
  
• One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal! (repeat)
  
• We'll win coz we're the Arsenal, We'll win coz we're the Arsenal, We'll win coz we're the Arsenal, We'll win coz we're the Arsenal! (repeat)
  
• Good old Arsenal, We're proud to say that name, And while we sing this song, We'll win the game
  
• Sing about the Gunners, We're the lads in Red & White, We can play the football game, And we can play it right. While there's still a minute left, We'll not give up the fight, When we go marching on Wembley. March on, march on! The boy's from Highbury. March on, march on! March on to victory. The Gunners colours on the Cup, Is what we're gonner see, When we go marching on Wembley!
  
• She wore, She wore, She wore a yellow ribbon, She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May. And when, I asked, Oh why she wore that ribbon, She said, it was for the Arsenal and we're going to Wembley, Wembley, Wembley, We're the famous Arsenal and we're going to Wembley!
  
• Ooh to, Ooh to be, Ooh to be a Gooner!
  
• Green, Green's, the new colour for me; Green is the turf at Wem-ber-lee; And that is where The Arsenal will be; In the FA Cup in 83!!! ... or ... Green, Green's, the colour of our team; As Green as the grass at Wem-ber-lee; Where we'll meet you all whoever you may be; In the FA Cup in 83!!!
  
• I'm for ever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air, they rise so high, but like West Ham they fade and die, Tottenham always running, Chelsea running too, Arsenal always running, but only after you!!!!
  
• When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, 'what will I be?' Will I be Arsenal? Will I be Spurs? Here's what she said to me: Was your mouth out son, and go get your father's gun And shoot the Totteham scum, Que sera sera
  
• I'm a knock kneed chicken I'm a bow legged hen, I haven't had a fight since I dont know when, I don't give a gobble and I don't give a w@nk, we are the Arsenal NORTH BANK!
  
• Drink Drink...Drink, drink wherever you may be, We are the drunk and disorderly, but we donn't give a s**t and we don't give a f**k, 'coz we came home with the Cup winners' cup! Drink together in praise of the AFC, Fulham can stay at the Cottage, Southampton can stay at the Dell, And as for Tottenham Hotspur, They can go to the hell, hell, So we'll drink, drink together, In praise of the AFC, Drink, drink together, In praise of the AFC.
  
• What we're gonna do is beat the scum, Then we'll show that we're London's number one.(repeat)
  
• Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Ohh much fun it is to see that arsenal win awaaay. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Ohh much fun it is to see that arsenal win away.
  
• Away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little lord Jesus looked up and he said....... "WE HATE TOTTENHAM AND WE HATE TOTTENHAM"
  
• The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope, The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope, The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope, and this is what he said FUCK OFF!!! Who's that team they call the Arsenal, Who's that team we all adore, We're the boys in red and white and we're fucking dynamite and Georgie Grahams mother is a whore, she's a whore!!!
  
• If i had the wings of a sparrow, if i had the arse of a crow, i'd fly over tottenham tomorrow, and shit on the ground below!
  
• Score, score, wherever we maybe, we are the boys from highbury, and we thankyou wenger, wherever you maybe, and we thankyou wenger for thierry henry!!!!
  
• My old man said be a Tottenham Fan I said F**k off, B*llocks you're a C**t
  
• There's only one Graham Poll, One Graham Poll, Walking Along with a Card in his hand, He's the Scurge of every football fan
  
• Walking in a (Jeff) Winter Wonderland
  
• Oh the lads, you should have seem them coming, Everywhere was red and white and everywhere was running, and all the lads and lasses and all the smiling faces, they all came down to Highbury, to see the Arsenal aces
  
• Oh, Teddy, Teddy, you went to Tott'nam 'Otspur and you won fuck all
  
• Bertie Mee said to Bob Paisley, have you heard of the Liverpool KOP? Bertie Mee said 'fraid I ain't, but I've heard of the Arsenal North Bank....
  
• Good old Arsenal, we're proud to say that name, and while we sing that song we win the game
  We love the Arsenal, we do, we love the Arsenal, we do, we love the Arsenal, we do, ohhhh Arsenal we love you And it's Arsena-al, Arsena-al FC, we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen that is Arsena-al, Arsena-al FC
  
• Boring boring Arsenal, boring boring Arsenal
  
• Arsene Wenger's red/white army, Arsene Wengers red/white army
  
• We will follow the Arsenal, over land and sea (and Leicester), we'll follow the Arsenal, unto victory, all together now, we will follow.... (Land of Hope and Glory)
  
• Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys, hello, hello we are the Arsenal boys, and if you are a Tottenham fan surrender or you'll die coz we all follow the Arsenal
  You are the Arsenal, my only Arsenal, you make me happy, when skies are grey, you'll never know just, how much I love you, so please don't take, my Arsenal - away Na na na na na oh Na na na na na oh Na na na na na na na na na oh
  
• One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal
  
• We'll win coz we're Arsenal, We'll win coz we're Arsenal, We'll win coz we're Arsenal, We'll win coz we're Arsenal
  
• Fulham can stay at the Cottage, Southampton can stay at the Dell, and as for Tottenham Hotspur, they can go to hell, to hell. So we'll drink, drink together, in praise of the AFC Drink, drink together, in praise of the AFC By Jesus said Paddy I sing it so well I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again So Paddy got up and he sang it again Over and over and over again Who's the team they call Arsenal? Who's that team we all adore? They're the boys in red and white, and they fight with all their might, and they just show us how to score.
  We hate Nottingham Forest, We hate Liverpool too (and Leicester), We hate West Ham United, But Arsenal we love you
  
• Roll out the Arsenal, let's have a barrel of fun Roll out the Arsenal, we've got them all on the run Just one more goal now, then how we all will cheer 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 The gang's all here
  
• Can you hear the West Stand sing, no-o, no-o, can you hear the West Stand sing, no-o, no-o can you hear the West Stand sing, I can't hear a fucking thing, ohoo-ohoo-ohhh-ohhh-oh-oh-oh-oh Schhhhhhhhh
  
• Same old Arsenal, taking the piss, same old Arsenal, taking the piss
  
• We are the famous, the famous Arsenal, clap-clap-clap-clap, we are the famous,..... Pride of London, clap-clap-clap-clap-clap, pride of London....
  
• Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarsenal Shaaa-laa-la-laa, sha-la-la, laa-la-laa-laaa-laaaa, sha-la-laa-laaa,laa-laa-la-laaa, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ARSENAL
  
• Fuck em' all, fuck em' all, United, West Ham, Liverpool, Coz we are the Arsenal and we are the best, We are the Arsenal so fuck off the rest
  
• We've got number 1, David Seaman, we've got number 1, David Seaman, we've got number 1, David Seaman, we've got the best team in the world, we've got number 2, Lee Dixon, we've got number 2, Lee Dixon, we've got number 2, Lee Dixon, we've got the best team in the world Etc.
  
• Come on Arsenal, Herbert Chapman's Gunners! Come on Arsenal, Arsene Wenger's wonders! We're behind you, That's what we sing Pride is the thing, That victr'y will bring. So we say Come on Arsenal, Herbert Chapman's Gunners! Come on Arsenal, Arsene Wenger's wonders! We'll all share in, The honour of the shirt you're wearing Come on Arsenal, Come on!
  
• 1-0, we only win 1-0, we only win 1-0, 1-0,...
  
• Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Santa is an Arsenal fan and at Highbury today, hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to see the Arsenal win away - hey!
  
• One team in London, there's only one team in London, one team in London, there's only one team in London
  One team called Arsenal, there's only one team called Arsenal etc
  
• Sing about the Gunners, we're the lads in Red and White, we can play the football game, and we can play it right. While there's still a minute left, we'll not give up the fight, when we go marching on Wembley. March on, march on! The boys from Highbury. March on, march on! March on to victory. The Gunners colours on the Cup, is what we're gonna see, when we go marching on Wembley! March on, march on, the boys from Highbury March on, march on, march on to victory The Gunners' colours on the cups is what we wanna see When we go marching on Wembley
  
• When spring turns to summer, The first week in May You know you will find us, Down old Wembley Way It's a popular place at this time of year Coz everyone knows that the Gunners are here And it's Super Gunners Super Arsenal FC We'll play the world over And champions we'll be
  
• What did she wear? She wore, she wore, she wore a yellow ribbon, she wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May and when I asked oh why she wore that ribbon she said it's for the Arsenal and we're going Wemberley Wemberley, Wemberley, we're the famous Arsenal and we're going Wemberley
  
• We won the league on Merseyside, we won the league on Merseyside, we won the league on the Mersey, we won the league on Merseyside
  
• We won the league on Monday night, we won the league on Monday night, we won the league on the Monday, we won the league on Monday night
  
• We won the league at Highbury, we won the league at Highbury, we won the league at the Arsenal (or: in North London) we won the league at Highbury
  
• Stand up for the Champions, stand up for the Champions
  
• Que sera sera Whatever will be will be We're going to Wem-be-ley Que sera sera Tell me ma me ma To put the champagne on ice We're going to Wembley twice Tell me ma me ma
  
• Ohhh, Georgie Graham's magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he saw the Cup Winners Cup he said I'm having that Drink, drink, wherever you may be, we are the drunk and disorderly, but we don't give a shit and we don't give a fuck, cos we came home with the Cup Winners Cup
  
• Ohh Arsene Wenger's magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he saw the Double, he said I'm having that We've got that double feeling, ohhh, that double feeling, we've got that double feeling now it's on, on, on
  
• We're gonna win in, we're gonna win in Europe, Europe We shall not, we shall not be moved, we shall not, we shall not be moved We're the team that's gonna win the FA Cup, we shall not be moved. We shall not....
  
• We are the Champions, clap-clap-clap-clap-clap, we are the Champions Champions, clap-clap-clap, Champions
  
• 3 points, we only need 3 points, we only need 3 points, 3 points,...
  
• We're gonna win the league, we're gonna win the league, and now you're gonna believe us, and now you're gonna believe us, and now you're gonna belie-ieve us - we're gonna win the league.
  
• We are top of the league, say we are top of the league
  
• Championes, Championes, Ole, Ole, Ole
  
• Stand up if we top the league, stand up if we top the league, etc
  
• England's England's number 1, England's number 1
  
• Arsenal's Arsenal's number 2, Arsenal's number 2
  
• Seaman, Seaman, Seaman
  
• Vieria oh ohh ohh ohh, Vieria oh ohh ohh ohh, He's so fuckin' tall, he should play basketball, Vieira oh ohh ohh ohh, Vieira, Vieira, Vieira
  
• My old man bought a second-hand Sierra, (Who from?), ooooooh Patrick Vieira (Macarena), Vieira, Vieira, Vieira
  
• One Keown, there's only one Keown, there's only one Keown, Keown, there's only one...
  
• Boom boom boom boom, let me hear you say Keown, KEOWN
  
• Oh oh, Tony Adams Donkey won the derby, Donkey won the derby
  
• One Tony Adams, there's only one Tony Adams, one Tony Adams, there's only one Tony Adams One Tony Adams, there's only one Tony Adams, walking along, singing a song, walking in an Adams wonderland
  
• Uncle Bouldy, Dixie, Nutty, Tone. Tony's army, Tony's army,
  
• Say Ohh ohh Ohh ohh Tony Adams, ohh ohh Tony Adams
  
• Donkey won the Double, donkey won the Double, na na na na, na na na na
  
• Score against United, you only score against United, etc (Juantanamera)
  
• Ohhh, Freddie Freddie, you only score for Arsenal when we play Man U, ohh, Freddie Freddie
  
• Just like a Suker Trooper, Kanu's gonna find him, when he makes his runs, playing in the sun, cos Suker is our number one
  
• Souper, souper Dav, souper, souper Dav, souper, souper Dav, souper Davor Suker.
  
• Walking along, singing a song, walking in a Bergkamp wonderland There's only one Dennis Bergkamp, one Dennis Bergkamp, walking along..
  
• We've got Dennis Bergkamp, we've got Dennis Bergkamp
  
• Bergkamp's fucking magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he saw the Arsenal, he said I fancy that He didn't sign for Chelsea or Villa coz they're shite He signed for the Arsenal coz they're fucking dynamite
  
• Overmars, superstar He is as fast as a motorcar
  
• Chris Wreh, Chris Wreh, da da da da da da da da da da Chris Wreh Chris Wreh
  
• We've got Weah's cousin, we've got Weah's cousin Ole, ole ole ole Chris Wreh, Chris Wreh
  
• Alex Manninger clap-clap-clap-clap-clap Alex Manninger
  
• Arsenal's Arsenal's number 1, Arsenal's number 1
  
• Tie-er-ri, Henry, da da da da da da da da, Tie-er-ri, Henry
  
• Thierry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry on the wi-ing
  
• Went down the Lane, the other night, to tell the Scum, we got the new Ian Wright, they said to me, how can that be? I said to them, we got Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry! Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry!
  
• Oh-ah Ray Parlour, oh-ah Ray Parlour
  
• Parlour for England clap-clap-clap-clap-clap Parlour for England
  
• Silvinho, oh ohh ohh ohh Silvinho, oh ohh ohh ohh he is from Brazil, he is rather brill Silvinho oh ohh ohh ohh
  
• Hi Ho Silvinho everywhere we go, na na na na na na na, he's better than Roberto Carlos, and plays for Arsenal
  
• He's tall, he's quick, his name's a porno flick, Emmanuel, Emmanuel
  
• He's tall, he's blonde, he's won le Coupe du Monde,
  
• Kanu hear the Arsenal sing Kanu Kanu
  
• Chim-chimmney, chim-chimney chim-chim-charoo he comes from Nigeria and his name is Kanu
  
• He's tall, he's black, he's had a heart attack, Kanu, Kanu
  
• Chim-chimmney, chim-chimney, chim-chim-charoo, who needs Anelka when we've got Kanu. Chim-chimney, chim-chimney, chim-chim-charee, we've also got Suker and Thierry Henry.
  
• Kanu Kanu, Kanu Kanu, Kanu Kanu, KANU
  
• We all agree, Lukic is better than Seaman
  
• Johny Johny do the twist, Johny, do the twist
  
• My old man drove up the M40 ooooooh Boa Morte
  
• Supernic clap-clap-clap Supernic Sou-per, super Nic, sou-per, super Nic sou-per, super Nic, super Nic Anelka
  
• Steve Bould, Steve Bould, Stevie Stevie Bould, he's got no hair but we don't care, Stevie Stevie Bould
  
• Ian Wright Wright Wright Ian Wright Wright Wright
  Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright Ohh Lord Ian Wright
  
• Ian Wright, Ian Wright, Ian Ian Wright He gets the ball and scores a goal Ian Ian Wright
  
• Sha la la la, sha la la, la la la, la laaa, sha la la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la la David Platt/Vivas
  
• Alberto, ohhh ohhh Alberto, ohhh ohhh He's number 23, He comes from Germany Alberto, ohhh ohhh...
  
• One Hughes in London, there's only one Hughes in London
  
• Geordie, Geordie Armstrong Geordie Armstrong on the wing Geordie, Geordie Armstrong Geordie Armstrong on the wing
  
• Supermac clap-clap-clap Supermac
  
• You're just a bleeding cunt Stapleton, Stapleton You're just a bleeding cunt Stapleton, Stapleton
  
• Sammy, Sammy Nelson Sammy Nelson drops his knickers (2x)
  
• Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady Born is the king of Highbury
  
• Don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go, don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go Brady don't go
  
• Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocastle
  
• Ohh Rocky Rocky
  
• With number 1, it's Perry Groves, with number 2, it's Perry Groves, with number 3, it's Perry Groves, with number 4, it's Perry Groves, with number 5, it's Perry Groves, with number 6, it's Perry Groves, with number 7, it's Perry Groves, with number 8, it's Perry Groves, with number 9, it's Perry Groves, with number 10, it's Perry Groves, with number 11, it's Perry Groves, we all live in a Perry Groves world, Perry Groves world, Perry Groves world, we all...
  
• One head and shoulders, there's only one head and shoulders, one head and shoulders, there's only one head and shoulders All you do is, all you do is, all you do is wash your hair
  
• Sign on, sign on With hope in your heart, and you'll never get a job, you'll never get a job
  
• In the Liverpool slums, in the Liverpool slums Your mum's on the game, and your dad's in the nick You're all on the social, you're so fucking thick In the Liverpool slums In the Liverpool slums, in the Liverpool slums They look in the dustbins for something to eat
  They find a dead rat and they think it's a treat In the Liverpool slums
  
• Stand-up if you've got a job
  
• You scouse bastard, You scouse bastard, You scouse bastard!
  
• David James, superstar, Drops more bollocks than Grobelaar
  
• Same old Scousers, always cheating
  
• Big-time, You used to be big-time, You used to be big-time, You used to be big-time
  
• You're not going home, You're not going home, You're not going, you're not going, You're not going home
  
• One job between you, you've only one job between you, one job between you, you'veonly one job between you
  
• 1-0 down, 2-1 up, we fucked Rush's record up la la la la la la (1987 League Cup final)
  
• Woo Teddy Teddy, went to Man Utd and he won fuck all woo Teddy Teddy
  
• Woo Teddy Teddy, went to Man Utd and they bought Dwight Yorke
  
• woo Teddy Teddy Woo Teddy Teddy, went to Man Utd and you're still a cunt
  
• woo Teddy Teddy Woo Teddy Teddy, you may have won the treble but you're still a cunt
  
• woo Teddy Teddy Woo Teddy Teddy, you only won in Europe cos they've changed the rules
  
• One Teddy Sheringham, there's only one Teddy Sheringham, with his pockets full of sweets and his nice friendly smile, he's a fucking paedophile
  
• Who the fuck are Man United, who the fuck are Man United, who the fuck are Man United, as we Reds go marching on, on, on
  
• Stand up if you hate Man U
  
• Part-time supporters David Beckham walks on water, everybody knows that dogshit floats
  
• Posh Spice is a dirty slag, Posh Spice is a dirty slag, Posh Spice is a dirty slag, Posh Spice is a dirty slag
• Does she take it, does she take it, does she take it up the arse, does she take it up the arse
  
• Have your teammates, have your teammates, have your teammates have a go, have your teammates have a go
  
• You wear a g-string, Posh Spice's g-string, you make us wonder, what sex you are, oh David Beckham, you are a strange one, but does you g-string match your bra?
  
• Que sera, sera, whatever will be will be you went out to Barnsley, que sera, sera
  
• Do you come from, do you come from, do you come from Manchester, do you come from Manchester
  
• One Alf Inge Haaland, there's only one Alf Inge Haaland
  
• And did those feet on Parlour tread, isn't he loopy in the head, a cheating, sulking, brainless yob who orders shandy in the pub
  
• If you hate Man Utd clap your hands, c-c-c, if you hate Man Utd clap your hands, c-c-c, if you hate Man Utd, if you hate Man Utd, if you hate Man Utd clap your hands, c-c-c
  
• Andy Cole, Andy Cole, Andy Andy Cole, he gets the ball and does fuck all, Andy Andy Cole.
  
• One Andy Cole, there's only one Andy Cole, he takes a spit, and misses with it, Andy Andy Andy Andy Cole
  
• Hate Man Utd, we only hate Man Utd, hate Man Utd, we only hate Man Utd
  
• 1-0 down, 2-1 up, we fucked Fergie's record up la la la la, la la la la, la laa
  
• Brazil, you should have stayed in Brazil, you should have stayed in Brazil, you should have stayed in Brazil
  
• Shall we sing a, shall we sing a, shall we sing a song for you, shall we sing a song for you
• 50000 muppets, 50000 muppets, na na na na, na na na na
  
• Stamford Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, Stamford Bridge is falling down, oh ohh Chelsea
  
• One men went to laugh, went to laugh at Chelsea, etc.
  
• He's bald, He's queer, He takes it up the rear, Frank Le Boeuf
  
• Chelsea rent-boy, Chelsea rent-boy, woah-oh, oh-oh
  
• Have you ever seen the Chelsea win the league, c-c-c, have you ever seen the Chelsea win the league, Have you ever seen the Chelsea, have you ever seen the Chelsea, have you ever seen the Chelsea win the league, c-c-c
  
• Shit cups, you only win shit cups, you only win shit cups, you only win shit cups, shit cups, etc.
  
• Champions, c-c-c, Champions, c-c-c, Champions, c-c-c, That song, you'll never sing that song, you'll never sing that song, you'll never sing that song, that song etc
  
• They're blue, they're white, they're fucking full of shite, Chelsea, Chelsea
  
• Same old West Ham, fucking useless
  
• You're just a bunch of nazis
  
• Chim-chimminy, Chim-chimminy, Chim-chim chi-roo, We hate those bastards in claret and blue
  
• You can stick your fucking bubbles up your arse
  
• If you hate Eastenders clap your hands
  
• Phil and Grant are homosexual
  
• We've got Dennis Bergkamp, we've got Dennis Bergkamp you've got Iain Dowie, you've got Iain Dowie
  Where were you when you were shit?
  
• I'd walk a mile and a bit, To rub your face in the shit, Oh-oh oh Kenny, I'd walk a mile and a bit, To rub your face in the shit, Oh-oh oh Kenny, Kenny
  
• One Mary Poppins, there's only one Mary Poppins
  
• We all agree, Freddie and Dougie are magic
  
• Come as a barcode, you must have come as a barcode
  
• One quasimodo, there's only one quasimodo
  
• Hark now hear the bandwagon roll, And Keegan's driving it, But we wanna know where the Geordies were, When they were fucking shit!
  
• Cry on the telly, we saw you cry on the telly
  
• Same old Geordies, always crying
  
• Keegan is a wanker, John Hall is a twat, You've won fuck all, Still won fuck all, What do you think of that!
  
• Fuck off, Alan Shearer,
  
• Oh what can it mean, to a, Sad geordie bastard, and a, Shite football team
  
• Chim chimney, chim chimney, chim chim, charooo, we hate those bastards in claret and blue.
  
• Shit on the Villa, shit on the Villa tonight shit on the Villa, shit on the Villa tonight, shit on the Villa, shit on the Villa tonight, everyone shit on the Villa, because their a load of shi-te!
  
• Don't cry for me Aston Villa, the truth is I cannot stand you, all through my wild days, my mad existence we took the Holte End, with no resistance.
  
• You're all going to Dublin, thank the Lord, you're all going to Dublin, thank the Lord, you're all going to Dublin, you're all going to Dublin, you're all going to Dublin, thank the Lord!
  
• Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies? You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies.
  
• Are you Tottenham, are you Tottenham, are you Tottenham in disguise?
  
• You're supposed to, you're supposed to, you're supposed to be at home
  
• You dirty northern bastards, you dirty northern bastards
  
• You're shit, and you know you are, you're shit, and you know you are
  
• You're so shit it's unbelievable
  
• A morgue, it's like a morgue in here, it's like a morgue in here, a morgue,.....
  
• What's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to have no fans, what's it like to have no fans
  
• Teddy's got a medal, Teddy's got a medal
  
• Win if we had to, you know we'd win if we had to, win if we had to, you know we'd win if we had to
  
• We took the piss, on Merseyside, we took the piss on Merseyside we took the piss on the Mersey we took the piss on Merseyside
  
• Come to see the Champions, you've only come to see the Champions, come to see the Champions, you've only come to see the Champions
  
• He's supposed to, he's supposed to, he's supposed to be your mate, he's supposed to be your mate
  
• We've got Dennis Bergkamp, you've got Iain Dowie
  You're not singing, you're not singing, you're not singing anymore, you're not singing anymore
  
• La la la la la, wank wank, wank wank La la la la la, wank wank, wank wank
  
• You'll never play for Arsenal, you'll never play for Arsenal
  
• What a waste of money, what a waste of money
  
• You're just a bunch of wankers, you're just a bunch of wankers
  
• What's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to be a cunt, what's it like to be a cunt?
  
• What's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to follow shit, what's it like to follow shit?
  
• Arsenal reject, Arsenal reject
  
• We're in Europe, we're in Europe, you're not, you're not
  
• You're not fit to, you're not fit to, you're not fit to wipe my arse, you're not fit to wipe my arse
  
• You're not very good, you're not very good, you're not very, you're not very, you're not very good
  
• QPR, Qphahahahaha
  
• Monday, Tuesday, who the fuck are Wednesday
  
• All Bobbies are bastards, all Bobbies are bastards
  
• The referee's a wanker, the referee's a wanker
  
• Who's the wanker, who's the wanker, who's the wanker in the black, who's the wanker in the black
  
• Blow the fucking whistle, blow the fucking whistle
  
• Your songs, we'll sing your songs for you, we'll sing your songs for you
  
• Sheep, sheep, sheepshaggers Sheep, sheep, sheepshaggers Määähhhhh
  
• Down with the Tottenham, you're going down with the Tottenham, down with the Tottenham, you're going down with the Tottenham
  
• Going down, going down, going down, going down, going down, going do-own, going down, going down, going down, going down, going down
  
• The referee, is full of shit, the referee is full of shit Full of shit, shit and bullshit The referee is full of shit
  
• Who the fucking, who the fucking, who the fucking hell are you, who the fucking hell are you
  
• How fat can a striker get, how fat can a striker get, how fat can a striker get, how fat can a striker get
  
• Go home, you might as well go home, you might as well go home, go home,...
  
• Are you watching, are you watching, are you watching Tottenham, are you watching Tottenham
  
• Are you Teddy, are you Teddy, are you Teddy in disguise, are you Teddy in disguise?
  
• All we are saying, please give us a goal, all we are saying, please give us a goal
  
• We won the World Cup, we won the World Cup
  
• Sit and shut up, sit and shut up, sit and shut up
  
• What's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to have no fans, what's it like to have no fans?
  
• Is that all you, is that all you, is that all you bring away, is that all you bring away
  
• Score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel, score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel
  
• Oh wanky, wanky wanky wanky wanky wanky Wanderers
  
• You're going home in a combine harvester
  
• What's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to see a crowd,...
  
• Fuck all, you always win fuck all, you always win fuck all, you always win fuck all, fuck all...
  
• Brazil, you're just like Alan Brazil, you're just like Alan Brazil, you're just like Alan Brazil, Brazil,...
  
• Are you England, are you England, are you England in disguise, are you England in disguise
  
• He shot, he missed He musst be fucking pissed
  
• Fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all...
  
• Barnsley, it's just like playing Barnsley, it's just like playing Barnsley, it's just like playing Barnsley, Barnsley...
  
• So fucking easy, oh this is so fucking easy, so fucking easy, oh this is so fucking easy
  
• What's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to be outclassed, what's it like to be outclassed
  
• One song, you've only got one song, you've only got one song, you've only got one song
  
• Can we play you, can we play you, can we play you every week, can we play you every week
  
• We drink Pepsi, we drink Pepsi we drink Pepsi anyway, we drink Pepsi anyway
  
• The Scum, we hope you beat the Scum, we hope you beat the Scum, we hope you beat the Scum
  
• Would you like a, would you like a, would you like another go, would you like another go?
  
• Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to start again, do you want to start again?
  
• Gordon Strachan's ginger, he wears a ginger hat, and when he saw the nationwide he said 'I'm having that.'
  
• The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope, the wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope, the wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope, and this is what he said FUCK OFF
  
• My old man said, be a Tottenham fan I said fuck off, bollocks, you're a cunt
  
• Away in a manger, No crib for a bed The little Lord Jesus, Stood up and he said We hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham,...
  
• One-Nil down, Two-One up We knocked Tottenham out the cup La la la la la la la
  
• When I was just a little boy I asked my mother what will I be? Will I be Arsenal? Will I be Spurs? And this is what she said to me: Wash your mouth out son, then take your father's gun And shoot the Tottenham scum Que sera sera
  
• We hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham
  
• If you all hate Tottenham clap you hands, c-c-c, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c, if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c
  
• Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o Can you hear the Tottenham sing, I can't hear a fucking thing
  Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh schhhhh
  
• We won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane we won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane
  
• It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane
  
• 2 years, we only waited 2 years, and now the Scum are in tears, we only waited 2 years
  
• Stand up if you hate Tottenham, stand up, if you hate Tottenham
  
• Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye
• Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham fuck off Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham
  
• 1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, 1-0, we beat....
  
• XY is illegitimate, he ain't got no birth certificate XY is illegitimate, he's a Tottenham bastard, he's a Tottenham bastard, he's a Tottenham bastard
  
• What are you thinking of Tottenham? Shit! What do you think they should? Fuck Off! Thank you
  
• Let's all laugh at Tottenham, let's all laugh at Tottenham, ha ha ha ha, uh, ha ha ha ha, uh
  
• The Tottenham, are full of shit, the Tottenham are full of shit Full of shit, shit and bullshit, the Tottenham are full of shit
  
• George Graham was magic He's lost his magic hat He's now moved in at White Hart Lane Oh what a fucking twat
  
• Cheer up Christian Gross, oh what can it mean To a sarcastic bastard with a shit football team
  
• Tottenham, Tottenham, sing us a song, Tottenham, sing us a song
  
• We had joy, we had fun, we had Tottenham on the run but the joy didn't last, cos the bastards ran too fast
  
• No win, fuck all again, Tottenham, Tottenham
  
• She wore, she wore, she wore fishnet stockings, She wore fishnet stockings and stiletto high-heelded schoes, And when I asked, oh why she wore that stockings, She said it's for her client and his name is David Pleat David Pleat, David Pleat, he's that famous Tottenham pervert and his name is David Pleat
  
• Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to see the Tottenham lose away, hey
  
• Judas, what's the score, Judas, Judas what's the score
  
• Arsenal won the Double, Tottenham won the shit cup, Arsenal won the Double, etc
  
• Will you ever, will you ever, will you ever win the league, will you ever win the league
  
• There's only one George Graham, one George Graham, with a bag full of dosh, lying through his teeth, Graham is a Judas and a thief
  
• Ginola, oh ohh ohh ohh, Ginola, oh ohh ohh ohh, he is a diving cheat, he does it every week.