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Here are all the songs I can remember
(let me know if you've got others that aren't listed here):

Adams: There's only ooooone Tony Adams, Ooooone Tony Adams, Walking along, Singing a song, Walking in an Adams Wonderland!

Bergkamp: There's only ooooone Dennis Bergkamp, Ooooone Dennis Bergkamp, Walking along, Singing a song, Walking in a Bergkamp Wonderland! ... or ....THERE IS ONLY ONE DUTCH MASTER ! (repeat) and that is bergy bergy bergy kick ass bergy!!!!

Dixon: (If I were a rich man tune) If I were Lee Dixon; la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa; I would play for a team like Arsenal; la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa; I wouldn't have to work hard; la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa; (repeat)

Henry: (Lord of the Dance). Run Run Whoever you may be. Theres noone fast as our Henry. And you'll be seeing red and nothing of the ball. Cause we are the London/F**king Ar-sen-al

Kanu: He's big, he's black, he's had a heart attack..... He is Kanu, He is Kanu! ... or... Chim chimmeny, chim chimmeny, chim chim cherooo, who needs Anelka when we've got Kanu?
To the tune of postman pat: king kanu, king kanu, king kanu's gonna score against yooooooooooouuuuuuu! heres an early warning, kanu's gonna be scoring its just a case 1 or 3 or 2,2,2,2 (repeat)
To the tune of that noah's ark tune....."the animals went in two by two....."
the goals they go in one by one kanuuu, kanuuuu
the goals he scores them just for fun kanuuu, kanuuu
the goals they go in one by one, the goals he scores them just for fun and we all say..
oooohh ahhhhhhh give us a goal kanu!!!

Petit: He's blond, he's quick, his name's a porno flick .... Emmanuelllllllle, Emmanuelllllle! ... or .... He's french, he's blonde, he's won the coup de monde ... Emanuelllle,Emanuellllle!

Overmars: (to Robin Hood tune) Overmars, Overmars running down the wing, Overmars, Overmars always makes us sing, Feared by the rest, Loved by the best, Overmars, Overmars, Overmars Bould:

Parlour: Ooh aah Ray Parlour (repeat)

Winterburn: (Where's your mother gone tune) Niiiigel Winterburn, NIGEL WINTERBURN (repeat)

Vieira: Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, He comes from Senegal, He plays for Arsenal, (repeat) ... or .... Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, He comes from Senegal, He likes to have a brawl, (repeat)

Stepanovs: stepanovs, stepanovs igor stepanovs, hes got red hair but we dont care, igor stepanovs (a tribute to steve boulds replacement)

Arsenal: Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal Boys, Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal Boys, And if you are a Tottenham Fan, Surrender or you die, As we all follow the Arsenal!

Who's that team they call the Arsenal, who's that team we all adore? We're the boys in red and white and we're f**king dynamite and George Graham's mother is a wh*re, she's a wh*re

We're on the road with Arsenes army, we're all going to Wembley and we'll really knock them out when we win the FA Cup, Arsenal, Arsenal.

One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal! (repeat)

We'll win coz we're the Arsenal, We'll win coz we're the Arsenal, We'll win coz we're the Arsenal, We'll win coz we're the Arsenal! (repeat)

Good old Arsenal, We're proud to say that name, And while we sing this song, We'll win the game

Sing about the Gunners, We're the lads in Red & White, We can play the football game, And we can play it right. While there's still a minute left, We'll not give up the fight, When we go marching on Wembley. March on, march on! The boy's from Highbury. March on, march on! March on to victory. The Gunners colours on the Cup, Is what we're gonner see, When we go marching on Wembley!

She wore, She wore, She wore a yellow ribbon, She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May.  And when, I asked, Oh why she wore that ribbon, She said, it was for the Arsenal and we're going to Wembley, Wembley, Wembley, We're the famous Arsenal and we're going to Wembley!

Ooh to, Ooh to be, Ooh to be a Gooner!

("I Am The Lord of the Dance" Tune) Green, Green's, the new colour for me; Green is the turf at Wem-ber-lee; And that is where The Arsenal will be; In the FA Cup in 83!!! ... or ... Green, Green's, the colour of our team; As Green as the grass at Wem-ber-lee; Where we'll meet you all whoever you may be; In the FA Cup in 83!!!

I'm for ever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air, they rise so high, but like West Ham they fade and die, Tottenham always running, Chelsea running too, Arsenal always running, but only after you!!!!

(to the tune of 'Que Sera, Sera') When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, 'what will I be?' Will I be Arsenal? Will I be Spurs? Here's what she said to me: Was your mouth out son, and go get your father's gun And shoot the Totteham scum, Que sera sera

I'm a knock kneed chicken I'm a bow legged hen, I haven't had a fight since I dont know when, I don't give a gobble and I don't give a w@nk, we are the Arsenal NORTH BANK!

Drink Drink...
Drink, drink wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
but we donn't give a s**t and we don't give a f**k,
'coz we came home with the Cup winners' cup!

Drink together in praise of the AFC
Fulham can stay at the Cottage
Southampton can stay at the Dell
And as for Tottenham Hotspur
They can go to the hell, hell
So we'll drink, drink together
In praise of the AFC
Drink, drink together
In praise of the AFC.

What we're gonna do...
What we're gonna do is beat the scum, Then we'll show that we're London's number one.(repeat)

jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Ohh much fun it is to see that arsenal win awaaay.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Ohh much fun it is to see that arsenal win away.

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little lord Jesus looked up and he said....... "WE HATE TOTTENHAM AND WE HATE TOTTENHAM"

The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope
and this is what he said
FUCK OFF!!!
Who's that team they call the Arsenal
Who's that team we all adore
We're the boys in red and white and we're fucking dynamite and Georgie Grahams mother is a whore, she's a whore!!!

if i had the wings of a sparrow,
if i had the arse of a crow,
i'd fly over tottenham tomorrow,
and shit on the ground below!

Have I forgotten any? If so let me know 













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