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Here are all the songs I can remember (let me know if you've got others that aren't listed here):
Adams: There's only ooooone Tony Adams, Ooooone Tony Adams, Walking along, Singing a song, Walking in an Adams Wonderland!
Bergkamp: There's only ooooone Dennis Bergkamp, Ooooone Dennis Bergkamp, Walking along, Singing a song, Walking in a Bergkamp Wonderland! ... or ....THERE IS ONLY ONE DUTCH MASTER ! (repeat) and that is bergy bergy bergy kick ass bergy!!!!
Dixon: (If I were a rich man tune) If I were Lee Dixon; la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa; I would play for a team like Arsenal; la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa; I wouldn't have to work hard; la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa; (repeat)
Henry: (Lord of the Dance). Run Run Whoever you may be. Theres noone fast as our Henry. And you'll be seeing red and nothing of the ball. Cause we are the London/F**king Ar-sen-al
Kanu: He's big, he's black, he's had a heart attack..... He is Kanu, He is Kanu! ... or... Chim chimmeny, chim chimmeny, chim chim cherooo, who needs Anelka when we've got Kanu?
To the tune of postman pat: king kanu, king kanu, king kanu's gonna score against yooooooooooouuuuuuu! heres an early warning, kanu's gonna be scoring its just a case 1 or 3 or 2,2,2,2 (repeat)
To the tune of that noah's ark tune....."the animals went in two by two....."
the goals they go in one by one kanuuu, kanuuuu
the goals he scores them just for fun kanuuu, kanuuu
the goals they go in one by one, the goals he scores them just for fun and we all say..
oooohh ahhhhhhh give us a goal kanu!!!
Petit: He's blond, he's quick, his name's a porno flick .... Emmanuelllllllle, Emmanuelllllle! ... or .... He's french, he's blonde, he's won the coup de monde ... Emanuelllle,Emanuellllle!
Overmars: (to Robin Hood tune) Overmars, Overmars running down the wing, Overmars, Overmars always makes us sing, Feared by the rest, Loved by the best, Overmars, Overmars, Overmars Bould:
Parlour: Ooh aah Ray Parlour (repeat)
Winterburn: (Where's your mother gone tune) Niiiigel Winterburn, NIGEL WINTERBURN (repeat)
Edu: (do run run) Edu runs runs runs, Edu runs runs runs, Ooooh he's from Brazil, Ohhhh he's got bags of skill, Ohhhh he only cost 5mil, Edu runs runs runs, Edu runs runs
Vieira: Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, He comes from Senegal, He plays for Arsenal, (repeat) ... or .... Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, Vieeeeeeira, Ooh oh ooh oh, He comes from Senegal, He likes to have a brawl, (repeat)
Stepanovs: stepanovs, stepanovs igor stepanovs, hes got red hair but we dont care, igor stepanovs (a tribute to steve boulds replacement)
igor stephonoves la la la la, igor stephonoves la, la la la la la (repeat)
Freddie: (to the tune of I love you baby) We love you Freddt, 'cause you've got red hair; we love you Freddie, 'cause you're not all there; we love you Freddie, 'cause you're Arsenal through and through
Arsenal: Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal Boys, Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal Boys, And if you are a Tottenham Fan, Surrender or you die, As we all follow the Arsenal!
We love you Freddy, Cos you've got red hair, We love you Freddy, Cos your everywhere, We love you Freddy, Cos your Arsenal through and through
To the tune of when the Saints go marchin' in: we won the league in manchester, we won the league in manchester, we won the league at old trafford, we won the league in manchester
Maybe it's because I'm a Gooner, that I love Arsenal so, maybe it's because I'm a gooner, that I'm proud of her
wherever I go, I get a funny feeling inside of me, about that red mean machine, maybe it's because I'm a gooner, that Arsenal's the greatest team
Posh Spice is a slapper, She wears a wonder bra, And when she f***ing Beckham, She thinks of RAY PARLOUR
Arsene Wengers magic, He wears a magic hat, And when he saw the double, He said I'm having that!
Who's that team they call the Arsenal, who's that team we all adore? We're the boys in red and white and we're f**king dynamite and George Graham's mother is a wh*re, she's a wh*re
We're on the road with Arsenes army, we're all going to Wembley and we'll really knock them out when we win the FA Cup, Arsenal, Arsenal.
One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal! (repeat)
We'll win coz we're the Arsenal, We'll win coz we're the Arsenal, We'll win coz we're the Arsenal, We'll win coz we're the Arsenal! (repeat)
Good old Arsenal, We're proud to say that name, And while we sing this song, We'll win the game
Sing about the Gunners, We're the lads in Red & White, We can play the football game, And we can play it right. While there's still a minute left, We'll not give up the fight, When we go marching on Wembley. March on, march on! The boy's from Highbury. March on, march on! March on to victory. The Gunners colours on the Cup, Is what we're gonner see, When we go marching on Wembley!
She wore, She wore, She wore a yellow ribbon, She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May. And when, I asked, Oh why she wore that ribbon, She said, it was for the Arsenal and we're going to Wembley, Wembley, Wembley, We're the famous Arsenal and we're going to Wembley!
Ooh to, Ooh to be, Ooh to be a Gooner!
("I Am The Lord of the Dance" Tune) Green, Green's, the new colour for me; Green is the turf at Wem-ber-lee; And that is where The Arsenal will be; In the FA Cup in 83!!! ... or ... Green, Green's, the colour of our team; As Green as the grass at Wem-ber-lee; Where we'll meet you all whoever you may be; In the FA Cup in 83!!!
I'm for ever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air, they rise so high, but like West Ham they fade and die, Tottenham always running, Chelsea running too, Arsenal always running, but only after you!!!!
(to the tune of 'Que Sera, Sera') When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, 'what will I be?' Will I be Arsenal? Will I be Spurs? Here's what she said to me: Was your mouth out son, and go get your father's gun And shoot the Totteham scum, Que sera sera
I'm a knock kneed chicken I'm a bow legged hen, I haven't had a fight since I dont know when, I don't give a gobble and I don't give a w@nk, we are the Arsenal NORTH BANK!
Drink Drink...
Drink, drink wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
but we donn't give a s**t and we don't give a f**k,
'coz we came home with the Cup winners' cup!
Drink together in praise of the AFC
Fulham can stay at the Cottage
Southampton can stay at the Dell
And as for Tottenham Hotspur
They can go to the hell, hell
So we'll drink, drink together
In praise of the AFC
Drink, drink together
In praise of the AFC.
What we're gonna do...
What we're gonna do is beat the scum, Then we'll show that we're London's number one.(repeat)
jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Ohh much fun it is to see that arsenal win awaaay.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Ohh much fun it is to see that arsenal win away.
Away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little lord Jesus looked up and he said....... "WE HATE TOTTENHAM AND WE HATE TOTTENHAM"
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope
and this is what he said
FUCK OFF!!!
Who's that team they call the Arsenal
Who's that team we all adore
We're the boys in red and white and we're fucking dynamite and Georgie Grahams mother is a whore, she's a whore!!!
if i had the wings of a sparrow,
if i had the arse of a crow,
i'd fly over tottenham tomorrow,
and shit on the ground below!
score, score, wherever we maybe,
we are the boys from highbury,
and we thankyou wenger,
wherever you maybe,
and we thankyou wenger for thierry henry!!!!
My old man said be a Tottenham Fan
I said F**k off, B*llocks you're a C**t
There's only one Graham Poll
One Graham Poll
Walking Along with a Card in his hand
He's the Scurge of every football fan
-or-
Walking in a (Jeff) Winter Wonderland
Oh the lads, you should have seem them coming,
Everywhere was red and white and everywhere was running,
and all the lads and lasses and all the smiling faces,
they all came down to Highbury, to see the Arsenal aces
Oh, Teddy, Teddy, you went to Tott'nam 'Otspur and you won fuck all
Bertie Mee said to Bob Paisley, have you heard of the Liverpool KOP?
Bertie Mee said 'fraid I ain't, but I've heard of the Arsenal North Bank....
Good old Arsenal, we're proud to say that name,
and while we sing that song we win the game (Rule Britannia)
We love the Arsenal, we do, we love the Arsenal, we do,
we love the Arsenal, we do, ohhhh Arsenal we love you
And it's Arsena-al, Arsena-al FC,
we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
that is Arsena-al, Arsena-al FC (The Wild Rover)
Boring boring Arsenal, boring boring Arsenal
Arsene Wenger's red/white army, Arsene Wengers red/white army
We will follow the Arsenal, over land and sea (and Leicester),
we'll follow the Arsenal, unto victory, all together now, we will follow.... (Land of Hope and Glory)
Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys, hello, hello we are the Arsenal boys,
and if you are a Tottenham fan surrender or you'll die
coz we all follow the Arsenal
Hello, hello,.... (Marching through Georgia)
You are the Arsenal, my only Arsenal,
you make me happy, when skies are grey,
you'll never know just, how much I love you,
so please don't take, my Arsenal - away
Na na na na na oh
Na na na na na oh
Na na na na na na na na na oh
Etc. (You are my Sunshine)
One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal (Go West)
We'll win coz we're Arsenal... (Go West)
Fulham can stay at the Cottage, Southampton can stay at the Dell,
and as for Tottenham Hotspur, they can go to hell, to hell.
So we'll drink, drink together, in praise of the AFC
Drink, drink together, in praise of the AFC
By Jesus said Paddy I sing it so well
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again
So Paddy got up and he sang it again
Over and over and over again
Who's the team they call Arsenal?
Who's that team we all adore?
They're the boys in red and white,
and they fight with all their might,
and they just show us how to score. (Ally's Army)
We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too (and Leicester)
We hate West Ham United
But Arsenal we love you (Land of Hope and Glory)
Roll out the Arsenal, let's have a barrel of fun
Roll out the Arsenal, we've got them all on the run
Just one more goal now, then how we all will cheer
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
The gang's all here
Can you hear the West Stand sing, no-o, no-o,
can you hear the West Stand sing, no-o, no-o
can you hear the West Stand sing, I can't hear a fucking thing,
ohoo-ohoo-ohhh-ohhh-oh-oh-oh-oh Schhhhhhhhh (Bye Bye Blackbird)
Same old Arsenal, taking the piss,
same old Arsenal, taking the piss
We are the famous, the famous Arsenal,
clap-clap-clap-clap, we are the famous,.....
Pride of London, clap-clap-clap-clap-clap,
pride of London....
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarsenal
Shaaa-laa-la-laa, sha-la-la, laa-la-laa-laaa-laaaa,
sha-la-laa-laaa,laa-laa-la-laaa,
la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
ARSENAL
Fuck em' all, fuck em' all
United, West Ham, Liverpool
Coz we are the Arsenal and we are the best
We are the Arsenal so fuck off the rest
We've got number 1, David Seaman,
we've got number 1, David Seaman,
we've got number 1, David Seaman,
we've got the best team in the world,
we've got number 2, Lee Dixon,
we've got number 2, Lee Dixon,
we've got number 2, Lee Dixon,
we've got the best team in the world
Etc.
Come on Arsenal, Herbert Chapman's Gunners!
Come on Arsenal, Arsene Wenger's wonders!
We're behind you, That's what we sing
Pride is the thing, That victr'y will bring.
So we say
Come on Arsenal, Herbert Chapman's Gunners!
Come on Arsenal, Arsene Wenger's wonders!
We'll all share in, The honour of the shirt you're wearing
Come on Arsenal, Come on! (Goodnight Sweetheart)
1-0, we only win 1-0, we only win 1-0, 1-0,.... (Blue Moon)
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Santa is an Arsenal fan and at Highbury today, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see the Arsenal win away - hey!
One team in London, there's only one team in London,
one team in London, there's only one team in London (Juantanamera)
U to, u to be, u to be a, Goona
One team called Arsenal, there's only one team called Arsenal etc (Juantanamera)
Sing about the Gunners,
we're the lads in Red and White,
we can play the football game,
and we can play it right.
While there's still a minute left,
we'll not give up the fight,
when we go marching on Wembley.
March on, march on!
The boys from Highbury.
March on, march on!
March on to victory.
The Gunners colours on the Cup,
is what we're gonna see,
when we go marching on Wembley!
March on, march on, the boys from Highbury
March on, march on, march on to victory
The Gunners' colours on the cups is what we wanna see
When we go marching on Wembley (Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys)
When spring turns to summer, The first week in May
You know you will find us, Down old Wembley Way
It's a popular place at this time of year
Coz everyone knows that the Gunners are here
And it's Super Gunners
Super Arsenal FC
We'll play the world over
And champions we'll be
What did she wear?
She wore, she wore, she wore a yellow ribbon,
she wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May
and when I asked oh why she wore that ribbon
she said it's for the Arsenal and we're going Wemberley
Wemberley, Wemberley, we're the famous Arsenal and we're going Wemberley (She wore a Scarlet Ribbon)
We won the league on Merseyside,
we won the league on Merseyside,
we won the league on the Mersey,
we won the league on Merseyside (When the Saints go marching in, 1989 version)
We won the league on Monday night,
we won the league on Monday night,
we won the league on the Monday,
we won the league on Monday night (1991 version)
We won the league at Highbury,
we won the league at Highbury,
we won the league at the Arsenal (or: in North London)
we won the league at Highbury (1998 version)
Stand up for the Champions, stand up for the Champions (Go West)
Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
We're going to Wem-be-ley
Que sera sera
Tell me ma me ma
To put the champagne on ice
We're going to Wembley twice
Tell me ma me ma (1993 version)
Ohhh, Georgie Graham's magic, he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw the Cup Winners Cup he said I'm having that
Drink, drink, wherever you may be, we are the drunk and disorderly, but we don't give a shit and we don't give a fuck, cos we came home with the Cup Winners Cup (1994)
Ohh Arsene Wenger's magic, he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw the Double, he said I'm having that
We've got that double feeling,
ohhh, that double feeling,
we've got that double feeling
now it's on, on, on
We're gonna win in, we're gonna win in Europe, Europe
We shall not, we shall not be moved, we shall not, we shall not be moved
We're the team that's gonna win the FA Cup, we shall not be moved.
We shall not....
We are the Champions, clap-clap-clap-clap-clap, we are the Champions
Champions, clap-clap-clap, Champions
3 points, we only need 3 points, we only need 3 points, 3 points,... (Blue Moon, after Derby (h) 98)
We're gonna win the league, we're gonna win the league,
and now you're gonna believe us, and now you're gonna believe us,
and now you're gonna belie-ieve us - we're gonna win the league. (Malbbrouk)
We are top of the league, say we are top of the league
Championes, Championes, Ole, Ole, Ole
Stand up if we top the league, stand up if we top the league, etc. (Go West)
David Seaman
England's England's number 1, England's number 1
Arsenal's Arsenal's number 2, Arsenal's number 2
Seaman, Seaman, Seaman
Lee Dixon
If I was Lee Dixion,
na na na na na na na na na na na,
I wouldn't have to work hard,
na na na na na na na na na na na,
I would play for a team like the Arsenal,
if I was Lee Dixon! (Fiddler On The Roof)
Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixo-on,
Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon,
Lee Dixon, LEE DIXON
Nigel Winterburn
Ni-gel Wi-nterburn, Nigel Winterburn, Ni-gel Wi-nterburn, Nigel Winterburn
Patrick Vieira
Vieira oh ohh ohh ohh
Vieira ohh ohh ohh
He comes from Senegal and he plays for Arsenal
Vieira oh ohh ohh ohh (Volare)
Vieria oh ohh ohh ohh
Vieria oh ohh ohh ohh
He's so fuckin' tall, he should play basketball
Vieira oh ohh ohh ohh
Vieira, Vieira, Vieira
My old man bought a second-hand Sierra
(Who from?)
ooooooh Patrick Vieira (Macarena)
Vieira, Vieira, Vieira
Martin Keown
One Keown, there's only one Keown, there's only one Keown, Keown, there's only one...
Boom boom boom boom,
let me hear you say Keown,
KEOWN
Tony Adams
Oh oh, Tony Adams
Donkey won the derby, Donkey won the derby
One England captain, there's only one England captain
one England captain, there's only one England captain (Juantanamera)
One Tony Adams, there's only one Tony Adams, one Tony Adams, there's only one Tony Adams (Juantanamera)
One Tony Adams, there's only one Tony Adams,
walking along, singing a song, walking in an Adams wonderland (Winter Wonderland)
Uncle Bouldy,
Dixie,
Nutty,
Tone.
Tony's army, Tony's army,
Say Ohh ohh (Teletubbies)
Ohh ohh Tony Adams, ohh ohh Tony Adams
Donkey won the Double, donkey won the Double,
na na na na,
na na na na
Freddie Ljungberg
Score against United, you only score against United, etc (Juantanamera)
Ohhh, Freddie Freddie,
you only score for Arsenal when we play Man U,
ohh, Freddie Freddie
Davor Suker
Just like a Suker Trooper,
Kanu's gonna find him,
when he makes his runs, playing in the sun,
cos Suker is our number one (Super Trouper by Abba)
Souper, souper Dav,
souper, souper Dav,
souper, souper Dav,
souper Davor Suker.
Dennis Bergkamp
Walking along, singing a song, walking in a Bergkamp wonderland
There's only one Dennis Bergkamp, one Dennis Bergkamp,
walking along.... (Winter Wonderland)
We've got Dennis Bergkamp, we've got Dennis Bergkamp
Bergkamp's fucking magic, he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw the Arsenal, he said I fancy that
He didn't sign for Chelsea or Villa coz they're shite
He signed for the Arsenal coz they're fucking dynamite
Marc Overmars
My old man sells second hand cars
ooooh Overmars
Oh ah Overmars say oh ah Overmars
Marcey Marcy Marcy Overmars
Ohh Marcy Marcy (Son of my father)
Overmars, superstar He is as fast as a motorcar (Jesus Christ Superstar)
Chris Wreh
Chris Wreh, Chris Wreh, da da da da da
da da da da da Chris Wreh Chris Wreh(Stingray)
We've got Weah's cousin, we've got Weah's cousin
Ole, ole ole ole
Chris Wreh, Chris Wreh
Alex Manninger
Alex Manninger clap-clap-clap-clap-clap Alex Manninger
Arsenal's Arsenal's number 1, Arsenal's number 1
Thierry Henry
Tie-er-ri, Henry,
da da da da da da da da,
Tie-er-ri, Henry (2000: A Space Oddessy)
Thierry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry on the wi-ing
Went down the Lane, the other night,
to tell the Scum, we got the new Ian Wright,
they said to me, how can that be?
I said to them, we got Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry!
Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry!
Ray Parlour
Oh-ah Ray Parlour, oh-ah Ray Parlour (Oops up side your head)
Parlour for England clap-clap-clap-clap-clap Parlour for England
Silvinho
Silvinho, oh ohh ohh ohh
Silvinho, oh ohh ohh ohh
he is from Brazil, he is rather brill
Silvinho oh ohh ohh ohh
Hi Ho Silvinho
everywhere we go,
na na na na na na na,
he's better than Roberto Carlos,
and plays for Arsenal (Silver Lining)
Emmanuel Petit
He's tall, he's quick, his name's a porno flick, Emmanuel, Emmanuel
He's tall, he's blonde, he's won le Coupe du Monde, Petit
Kanu
Kanu hear the Arsenal sing
Kanu
Kanu
Chim-chimmney, chim-chimney
chim-chim-charoo
he comes from Nigeria and his name is Kanu
He's tall, he's black, he's had a heart attack,
Kanu, Kanu
Chim-chimmney, chim-chimney,
chim-chim-charoo,
who needs Anelka when we've got Kanu.
Chim-chimney, chim-chimney,
chim-chim-charee,
we've also got Suker and Thierry Henry.
Kanu Kanu, Kanu Kanu, Kanu Kanu, KANU (Come on, come on
John Lukic
We all agree,
Lukic is better than Seaman
Johny Johny do the twist, Johny, do the twist
Ex Players
My old man drove up the M40
ooooooh Boa Morte
Supernic clap-clap-clap Supernic
Sou-per, super Nic, sou-per, super Nic
sou-per, super Nic, super Nic Anelka
Steve Bould, Steve Bould, Stevie Stevie Bould, he's got no hair but we don't care, Stevie Stevie Bould (Hooray it's a Holi-Holiday)
Ian Wright Wright Wright
Ian Wright Wright Wright
Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright
Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright
Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright
Ohh Lord Ian Wright
Ian Wright, Ian Wright,
Ian Ian Wright
He gets the ball and scores a goal
Ian Ian Wright (Hooray it's a Holi-Holiday)
Sha la la la, sha la la, la la la, la laaa,
sha la la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la la David Platt/Vivas
Alberto, ohhh ohhh
Alberto, ohhh ohhh
He's number 23,
He comes from Germany
Alberto, ohhh ohhh...
One Hughes in London, there's only one Hughes in London (Stephen Hughes, sung when we play any of West Ham's, Wimbledon's or Chelsea's Hughses)
1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10.. 11.. 12.. 13.. 14.. 15.. 16.. 17.. 18.. 19.. 20.. 21.. 22.. 23.. 24.. 25.. 26.. 27.. 28.. 29.. 30.. 31.. 32.. 33.. 34.. 35..
Jason beat his record,
Jason beat his record,
La la la la,
La la la la
Geordie, Geordie Armstrong
Geordie Armstrong on the wing
Geordie, Geordie Armstrong
Geordie Armstrong on the wing
Supermac clap-clap-clap Supermac
You're just a bleeding cunt
Stapleton, Stapleton
You're just a bleeding cunt
Stapleton, Stapleton
Sammy, Sammy Nelson
Sammy Nelson drops his knickers (2x)
Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady
Born is the king of Highbury
Don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go,
don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go Brady don't go
Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocastle
Ohh Rocky Rocky (Son of my father)
With number 1, it's Perry Groves,
with number 2, it's Perry Groves,
with number 3, it's Perry Groves,
with number 4, it's Perry Groves,
with number 5, it's Perry Groves,
with number 6, it's Perry Groves,
with number 7, it's Perry Groves,
with number 8, it's Perry Groves,
with number 9, it's Perry Groves,
with number 10, it's Perry Groves,
with number 11, it's Perry Groves,
we all live in a Perry Groves world, Perry Groves world,
Perry Groves world, we all...
Liverpool
One head and shoulders, there's only one head and shoulders, one head and shoulders, there's only one head and shoulders
All you do is, all you do is, all you do is wash your hair
Sign on, sign on
With hope in your heart,
and you'll never get a job, you'll never get a job (You'll never walk alone)
In the Liverpool slums, in the Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game, and your dad's in the nick
You're all on the social, you're so fucking thick
In the Liverpool slums
In the Liverpool slums, in the Liverpool slums
They look in the dustbins for something to eat
They find a dead rat and they think it's a treat
In the Liverpool slums
Stand-up if you've got a job (Go West)
You scouse bastard,
You scouse bastard,
You scouse bastard!
David James, superstar,
Drops more bollocks than Grobelaar (Jesus Christ Superstar)
Same old Scousers, always cheating
Big-time,
You used to be big-time,
You used to be big-time,
You used to be big-time
You're not going home,
You're not going home,
You're not going, you're not going,
You're not going home
One job between you, you've only one job between you, one job between you, you'veonly one job between you
He's only a poor little scouser,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore (The Sparrow)
1-0 down, 2-1 up, we fucked Rush's record up
la la la la la la (1987 League Cup final)
Man Utd
Woo Teddy Teddy,
went to Man Utd and he won fuck all
woo Teddy Teddy
(Since the last one sadly is not applicable anymore)
Woo Teddy Teddy,
went to Man Utd and they bought Dwight Yorke
woo Teddy Teddy
Woo Teddy Teddy,
went to Man Utd and you're still a cunt
woo Teddy Teddy
Woo Teddy Teddy,
you may have won the treble but you're still a cunt
woo Teddy Teddy
Woo Teddy Teddy,
you only won in Europe cos they've changed the rules
woo Teddy Teddy
One Teddy Sheringham, there's only one Teddy Sheringham,
with his pockets full of sweets and his nice friendly smile,
he's a fucking paedophile
Who the fuck are Man United, who the fuck are Man United, who the fuck are Man United,
as we Reds go marching on, on, on
Stand up if you hate Man U (Go West)
Part-time supporters
David Beckham walks on water,
everybody knows that dogshit floats (Tis the Season to be Jolly)
Posh Spice is a dirty slag, Posh Spice is a dirty slag,
Posh Spice is a dirty slag, Posh Spice is a dirty slag
Does she take it, does she take it, does she take it up the arse, does she take it up the arse (Bread of Heaven)
Have your teammates, have your teammates, have your teammates have a go, have your teammates have a go
You wear a g-string, Posh Spice's g-string,
you make us wonder, what sex you are,
oh David Beckham, you are a strange one,
but does you g-string match your bra? (You are my sunshine)
Que sera, sera, whatever will be will be
you went out to Barnsley, que sera, sera
Do you come from, do you come from, do you come from Manchester, do you come from Manchester
One Alf Inge Haaland, there's only one Alf Inge Haaland
And did those feet on Parlour tread,
isn't he loopy in the head,
a cheating, sulking, brainless yob
who orders shandy in the pub (Jerusalem, Roy Keane)
If you hate Man Utd clap your hands, c-c-c, if you hate Man Utd clap your hands, c-c-c,
if you hate Man Utd, if you hate Man Utd, if you hate Man Utd clap your hands, c-c-c (Coming round the Mountain)
Andy Cole, Andy Cole, Andy Andy Cole,
he gets the ball and does fuck all, Andy Andy Cole.
One Andy Cole, there's only one Andy Cole,
he takes a spit, and misses with it,
Andy Andy Andy Andy Cole (Winter Wonderland)
Hate Man Utd, we only hate Man Utd, hate Man Utd, we only hate Man Utd (Juantanamera)
1-0 down, 2-1 up, we fucked Fergie's record up
la la la la,
la la la la, la laa (Charity Shield 99)
Brazil, you should have stayed in Brazil, you should have stayed in Brazil, you should have stayed in Brazil (at the Mud Field in January 2000)
Shall we sing a, shall we sing a, shall we sing a song for you,
shall we sing a song for you (everytime we're at the Mud Field)
50000 muppets, 50000 muppets,
na na na na,
na na na na
Chelsea
Stamford Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, Stamford Bridge is falling down, oh ohh Chelsea
One man went to mow,
Went to mow a Chelsea,
One man and his baseball bat,
Went to mow a Chelsea
Two men went to mow....
etc
One men went to laugh,
went to laugh at Chelsea, etc.
He's bald,
He's queer,
He takes it up the rear,
Frank Le Boeuf
Chelsea rent-boy,
Chelsea rent-boy,
woah-oh, oh-oh
Have you ever seen the Chelsea win the league, c-c-c, have you ever seen the Chelsea win the league,
Have you ever seen the Chelsea, have you ever seen the Chelsea, have you ever seen the Chelsea win the league, c-c-c (Coming round the Mountain)
Shit cups, you only win shit cups, you only win shit cups, you only win shit cups, shit cups, etc.
Champions, c-c-c,
Champions, c-c-c,
Champions, c-c-c,
That song, you'll never sing that song, you'll never sing that song, you'll never sing that song, that song etc
They're blue, they're white,
they're fucking full of shite,
Chelsea, Chelsea
West Ham
Same old West Ham, fucking useless
You're just a bunch of nazis
Chim-chimminy,
Chim-chimminy,
Chim-chim chi-roo,
We hate those bastards in claret and blue
You can stick your fucking bubbles up your arse
If you hate Eastenders clap your hands
Phil and Grant are homosexual
We've got Dennis Bergkamp, we've got Dennis Bergkamp
you've got Iain Dowie, you've got Iain Dowie
Newcastle
Where were you when you were shit?
I'd walk a mile and a bit,
To rub your face in the shit,
Oh-oh oh Kenny,
I'd walk a mile and a bit,
To rub your face in the shit,
Oh-oh oh Kenny, Kenny
One Mary Poppins, there's only one Mary Poppins
We all agree, Freddie and Dougie are magic
Come as a barcode, you must have come as a barcode
One quasimodo, there's only one quasimodo (Peter Beardsley)
Hark now hear the bandwagon roll,
And Keegan's driving it,
But we wanna know where the Geordies were,
When they were fucking shit!
Cry on the telly, we saw you cry on the telly
Same old Geordies, always crying
Keegan is a wanker,
John Hall is a twat,
You've won fuck all,
Still won fuck all,
What do you think of that! (Knees up Mother Brown)
Fuck off, Alan Shearer,
Oh what can it mean, to a,
Sad geordie bastard, and a,
Shite football team
Aston Villa
Chim chimney, chim chimney, chim chim, charooo,
we hate those bastards in claret and blue.
Shit on the Villa,
shit on the Villa tonight (ooh, ha, ha)
shit on the Villa,
shit on the Villa tonight,
shit on the Villa,
shit on the Villa tonight,
everyone shit on the Villa,
because their a load of shi-te!
Don't cry for me Aston Villa,
the truth is I cannot stand you,
all through my wild days,
my mad existence
we took the Holte End,
with no resistance.
Wimbledon
You're all going to Dublin,
thank the Lord,
you're all going to Dublin,
thank the Lord,
you're all going to Dublin,
you're all going to Dublin,
you're all going to Dublin,
thank the Lord!
Others
Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies. (Knees up Mother Brown)
Are you Tottenham, are you Tottenham, are you Tottenham in disguise?(Bread of Heaven)
You're supposed to, you're supposed to, you're supposed to be at home (Bread of Heaven)
You dirty northern bastards, you dirty northern bastards
You're shit, and you know you are, you're shit, and you know you are (Go West)
You're so shit it's unbelievable
A morgue, it's like a morgue in here, it's like a morgue in here, a morgue,..... (Blue Moon)
What's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to have no fans, what's it like to have no fans (Bread of Heaven)
Teddy's got a medal, Teddy's got a medal (Charity Shield 98)
Win if we had to, you know we'd win if we had to, win if we had to, you know we'd win if we had to (Juantanamera)
We took the piss, on Merseyside,
we took the piss on Merseyside
we took the piss on the Mersey
we took the piss on Merseyside (Oh when the Saints, 1989)
Come to see the Champions, you've only come to see the Champions,
come to see the Champions, you've only come to see the Champions (Juantanamera,Anfield 98)
He's supposed to, he's supposed to, he's supposed to be your mate,
he's supposed to be your mate (Bread of Heaven, at Ince chopping down Wright, Anfield 98)
We've got Dennis Bergkamp, you've got Iain Dowie (West Ham 97)
You're not singing, you're not singing, you're not singing anymore, you're not singing anymore (Bread of Heaven)
La la la la la, wank wank, wank wank
La la la la la, wank wank, wank wank (Donauwalzer)
You'll never play for Arsenal, you'll never play for Arsenal
What a waste of money, what a waste of money
You're just a bunch of wankers, you're just a bunch of wankers
What's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to be a cunt, what's it like to be a cunt? (Bread of Heaven)
What's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to follow shit, what's it like to follow shit?
Arsenal reject, Arsenal reject
We're in Europe, we're in Europe, you're not, you're not
You're not fit to, you're not fit to, you're not fit to wipe my arse, you're not fit to wipe my arse (Bread of Heaven)
You're not very good, you're not very good, you're not very, you're not very, you're not very good (Knees up mother Brown)
QPR, Qphahahahaha
Monday, Tuesday, who the fuck are Wednesday (Sheffield Weds)
All Bobbies are bastards, all Bobbies are bastards
The referee's a wanker, the referee's a wanker
Who's the wanker, who's the wanker, who's the wanker in the black, who's the wanker in the black (Bread of Heaven)
Blow the fucking whistle, blow the fucking whistle
Your songs, we'll sing your songs for you, we'll sing your songs for you (Blue Moon)
Sheep, sheep, sheepshaggers
Sheep, sheep, sheepshaggers
Määähhhhh
Down with the Tottenham, you're going down with the Tottenham, down with the Tottenham, you're going down with the Tottenham (Juantanamera)
Going down, going down, going down, going down, going down, going do-own, going down, going down, going down, going down, going down (The Stars and Stripes forever)
The referee, is full of shit, the referee is full of shit
Full of shit, shit and bullshit
The referee is full of shit (Oh when the Saints)
Who the fucking, who the fucking, who the fucking hell are you, who the fucking hell are you (Bread of Heaven)
How fat can a striker get, how fat can a striker get, how fat can a striker get, how fat can a striker get (Tomas Brolin)
Go home, you might as well go home, you might as well go home, go home,... (Blue Moon)
Are you watching, are you watching, are you watching Tottenham, are you watching Tottenham (Bread of Heaven)
Are you Teddy, are you Teddy, are you Teddy in disguise, are you Teddy in disguise? (Bread of Heaven)
All we are saying, please give us a goal, all we are saying, please give us a goal
We won the World Cup, we won the World Cup
Sit and shut up, sit and shut up, sit and shut up
What's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to have no fans, what's it like to have no fans? (Bread of Heaven)
Is that all you, is that all you, is that all you bring away, is that all you bring away (Bread of Heaven)
Score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel, score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel (Juantanamera)
Oh wanky, wanky
wanky wanky wanky wanky Wanderers (Bolton)
You're going home in a combine harvester (Bristol City)
What's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to see a crowd,...
Fuck all, you always win fuck all, you always win fuck all, you always win fuck all, fuck all...
Brazil, you're just like Alan Brazil, you're just like Alan Brazil, you're just like Alan Brazil, Brazil,...
Are you England, are you England, are you England in disguise, are you England in disguise
He shot,
he missed
He musst be fucking pissed
XY
Fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all...
Barnsley, it's just like playing Barnsley, it's just like playing Barnsley, it's just like playing Barnsley, Barnsley...
So fucking easy, oh this is so fucking easy, so fucking easy, oh this is so fucking easy
What's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to be outclassed, what's it like to be outclassed
One song, you've only got one song, you've only got one song, you've only got one song
Can we play you, can we play you, can we play you every week, can we play you every week
We drink Pepsi, we drink Pepsi
we drink Pepsi anyway,
we drink Pepsi anyway (losing v Millwall in the Coca Cola Cup 93)
The Scum, we hope you beat the Scum, we hope you beat the Scum, we hope you beat the Scum (to Leicester prior to League Cup Final 99)
Would you like a, would you like a, would you like another go,
would you like another go? (to Sheffield Utd in the FA Cup 'replay' in 99)
Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to start again,
do you want to start again? (same place, same time, same team)
Gordon Strachan's ginger,
he wears a ginger hat,
and when he saw the nationwide he said
'I'm having that.'
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
the wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
the wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
and this is what he said FUCK OFF
My old man said, be a Tottenham fan
I said fuck off, bollocks, you're a cunt (The Cock Linnet Song)
Away in a manger, No crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus, Stood up and he said (Away in a manger)
We hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham,...
One-Nil down, Two-One up
We knocked Tottenham out the cup
La la la la la la la
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what will I be?
Will I be Arsenal? Will I be Spurs?
And this is what she said to me:
Wash your mouth out son, then take your father's gun
And shoot the Tottenham scum
Que sera sera (Que sera, sera)
When I was a little boy
My mother bought me a little toy
Tottenham fan on a string
Told me to kick his fucking head in,
kick his head in, kick his head in
told me to kick his fucking head in
We hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham
We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham
If you all hate Tottenham clap you hands, c-c-c, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c,
if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c (Coming round the Mountain)
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, I can't hear a fucking thing
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh schhhhh (Bye Bye Blackbird)
We won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane
we won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane
It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane
It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane (Sailing)
2 years, we only waited 2 years,
and now the Scum are in tears,
we only waited 2 years (Blue Moon, FA Cup semi 93)
Stand up if you hate Tottenham, stand up, if you hate Tottenham
Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye
Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye
Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off
Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham fuck off
Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham
1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, 1-0, we beat.... (Blue Moon)
XY is illegitimate, he ain't got no birth certificate
XY is illegitimate, he's a Tottenham bastard, he's a Tottenham bastard, he's a Tottenham bastard
What are you thinking of Tottenham? Shit!
What do you think they should? Fuck Off!
Thank you
Let's all laugh at Tottenham, let's all laugh at Tottenham, ha ha ha ha, uh, ha ha ha ha, uh
The Tottenham, are full of shit, the Tottenham are full of shit
Full of shit, shit and bullshit,
the Tottenham are full of shit (Oh when the Saints)
George Graham was magic
He's lost his magic hat
He's now moved in at White Hart Lane
Oh what a fucking twat
Cheer up Christian Gross, oh what can it mean
To a sarcastic bastard with a shit football team (Daydream Believer)
Tottenham, Tottenham, sing us a song, Tottenham, sing us a song
We had joy, we had fun, we had Tottenham on the run
but the joy didn't last, cos the bastards ran too fast
No win, fuck all again, Tottenham, Tottenham
She wore, she wore, she wore fishnet stockings,
She wore fishnet stockings and stiletto high-heelded schoes,
And when I asked, oh why she wore that stockings,
She said it's for her client and his name is David Pleat
David Pleat, David Pleat, he's that famous Tottenham pervert and his name is David Pleat
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see the Tottenham lose away, hey
Judas, what's the score,
Judas, Judas what's the score (at Shite Fart Lane 99)
Arsenal won the Double,
Tottenham won the shit cup,
Arsenal won the Double, etc (at Shite Fart Lane 99)
Will you ever, will you ever, will you ever win the league, will you ever win the league
There's only one George Graham, one George Graham,
with a bag full of dosh, lying through his teeth,
Graham is a Judas and a thief (Winter Wonderland)
Ginola, oh ohh ohh ohh,
Ginola, oh ohh ohh ohh,
he is a diving cheat, he does it every week.
Have I forgotten any? If so let me know
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